Monday, 4 July 2016

Emir of Daura Host President Buhari

via: Femi Adesina
The Emir of President Buhari's hometown hosted him to a breaking of fast meal at his palace. The President was joined by his son, Yusuf is pictured exchanging pleasantries with the monarch and loking on are President Buahri, Katsina state governor Aminu Bello Masari and Aziz Yari of Zamfara.

Friday, 18 March 2016

Which Yam Eater is Joy’s Husband? (Yam Eaters of Atlanta)




 There is a scripted reality show called Selling It in the Atlanta. It features a group of ladies trying to outsell one another in the real estate market and one of the buyers in the show is Joy from Nigeria or a queen from Zumunda as A’lana put it.

Joy’s husband is a top advisor to the government of Nigeria and this husband of hers is looking to invest 20 million in the Atlanta real estate market. Please if you recognize this Yam Eater’s wife, please alert Mallam Magu of the EFCC so he can do the needful. Times are hard, Nigeria needs all the Yam it can recover.

Monday, 23 November 2015

Abubakar Audu Died of Heart Attack?



The gubernatorial candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC) in Kogi state, Mr. Abubakar Audu has been reported dead. Mr. Audu is said to have died of heart attack shortly after the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) declared his victory at the elections inconclusive.

Mr. Audu like one of those "Nigerian big men" not too long ago, married a teenager to keep the body hale and hearty. May his soul rest in peace 

Thursday, 19 November 2015

Nigerian Daesh Bomb Yola and Kano - Showing Signs of Disarray, Panic and Weakness

stock photo
The Daesh and arab wanabes are in disarray as the Nigerian army goes after them in their hideouts allover northern Nigeria. The Nigerian army has been effective going after them to the extent that the terrorist Daesh were caught trying to barbecue looted chicken, they can't have a meal in peace, that's a good sign.

They are being taken out in the bush, their chain of command is broken, the attacks taking place are from those on the run, those who've managed to narrowly escape the persistent assault of the army.

As the individuals who undermined the army in the fight against the terrorist Daesh are being prepared to face justice, Nigerians living in hotspots will have to remain vigilant and law abiding, no jungle justice.



Wednesday, 18 November 2015

For The Love of hymen: Indonesian Couple Mutilate Alleged Rapist and Ate His Genital



A newlywed couple in Indonesia were arrested after the husband named Rudi Efendi attacked his wife’s alleged rapist, severed his wiener, brought the wiener home to his wife, she cooked Indonesian efo riro with the wiener and they both had the man’s wiener for dinner.

The victim’s body was disposed in a burnt van where it was found. The husband confessed to committing the crime after discovering his wife was not a virgin on their wedding night and her explanation for not having her hymen intact was that she was raped a week before the wedding.

When asked why he killed the man, he said “I was so outraged,” Efendi also said he decided to eat the man’s wiener “to cure my heartache”.

Tuesday, 17 November 2015

"I Have HIV" - Charlie Sheen


Former Two and Half Men actor Charlie Sheen confirmed that he is HIV positive on NBC’s Today show Tuesday morning. He said "It's a hard three letters to absorb, you know?". The actor said he has known his diagnosis for about four years, and that people have demanded money for silence about his status. He also said that all of his sexual partners since his diagnosis have known that he is HIV positive, and that the few partners he had unprotected sex with were under the care of his doctor and fully aware of his status. The National Enquirer exposed Sheen’s status in a cover story on Monday.

Monday, 16 November 2015

Kayode Ogundamisi Gets Death Threat from Biafra Supporter



An individual described to be a frustrated fan of radio Biafra left a voice message for Kayode Ogundamisi, threatening to kill him if he does not cease to talk about Biafra. The agitation for Biafra has resurfaced after the last presidential election as the preferred candidate of people in the movement lost the election.

That's how Nigerian politics work, when your preferred candidate (brother) loses, then you want out, threaten to leave M.K.O (Afenifere, NADECO etc), or you bomb and maim your way back -Yar-adua (Boko-Haram). While some have legitimate reasons to want out after being shortchanged (M.K.O), some also want power because its their turn (Yar-adua's death) and others are being insincere and smart-aleck with their reason and timing (Biafra).

The new agitators haven't taken any concrete or legal step towards actualizing their dream except for threatening violence, name calling and an outright order (demand) that Nigeria surrenders parts of its territory to them. "Give us Biafra", "Biafra or nothing"
hmmmm


Response to Paris Attacks Triggers Facebook Policy Change


Facebook made the decision this weekend following the Paris attacks to allow people temporarily change their profile pictures to include The Tricolore (Flag of France) embedded in their profile picture to show solidarity.

While many Nigerians were willing to show their support by changing their profile pictures, others bemoaned the fact the terror attacks in Nigeria, Kenya and elsewhere have been ignored by Facebook, the most recent being Beirut, Lebanon which experienced a terror attack on Thursday, one day before the Paris attacks.

Feeling neglected, netizens criticized compatriots and celebrities (e.g Phyno) who showed solidarity or changed their profile picture. The Lebanese responded by manually filtering their profile pictures with the flag of Lebanon to show solidarity with the 43 people who were killed during an ISIS suicide bomb attack in their capital city Beirut.